60th Birthday Rhymes

60th birthday rhymes can be used for different purposes. They can be serious, sentimental, or humorous. However, before giving anyone a rhyme for his or her birthday, make sure that you know what type of person he or she is. If you give a very serious individual a comic card, then you might wind up really offending them. Some people are extremely sensitive about their age, so you do not want to make them feel badly.

60th Birthday Rhymes

The following list is of some 60th birthday rhymes. Credit has been given to the creators of these pieces after each rhyme.

• Of all the things that you’ve lost, I bet you miss your mind the most. (verses 4 cards)

• At 60 you've seen it all, And undoubtedly done it all. The trouble is, most of it You simply can't recall. (verses 4 cards)

• For 60 you often still look young Not quite so, in other cases You're definitely still very young at heart But very old in a few odd places. (verses 4 cards)

• To stay young, you should remember the past That, they say, is the trickBut when very few brain cells remain It's hard to get nostalgic But a good thing about Alzheimers I've heard people say Is at least you get to meet Brand new people every day. (verses 4 cards)
• I know you're holding on to youth As very best you can But when did your wild oats Turn to prune juice and all-bran? (verses 4 cards)
• When young, you were fit but muddled But now, as a 60 year old fart You've, at last, got your head together, But your body's falling apart. (verses 4 cards)
• Now that you've turned 60 You're stunning, well-coiffed and smart On the negative side, there's definite signs That you're slowly falling apart. (birthday-poems)
• Thanks to gravity the boobs are heading south,You could lose 50 lbs in weight New wrinkles are appearing everywhere At what seems an alarming rate. (birthday-poems)
• On the positive side, you're now psychic And you look sexier, and how And as a Wiser Older Women You're definitely now a WOW ! (birthday-poems)
• Expressing yourself honestly and forthrightly Is a good thing that you've learnt On the negative side, you're sagging and wrinkling In places you wish you weren't. (birthday-poems)
• Fertility is a thing of the past Memory and hearing loss will soon come Your confidence, over the years, has grown But so, too, has your bum and tum. (birthday-poems)
• Just as you were getting the hang of it You've started to lose interest in sex And your arms have suddenly become too short  To read, without your specs. (birthday-poems)
• All day hectic shopping trips Are no longer your idea of fun Indeed, shopping is now a tedious chore That simply has to be done. (birthday-poems)
• But, in Roman numerals you're now LXSo... excel yourself, and go In the coming decade may Life be Xcellent Happy Birthday on the big Six-0. (birthday-poems)
• Now that you've turned 60 You're sophisticated, suave and smart On the negative side, there's definite signs That you're slowly falling apart. (birthday-poems)
• Thanks to beer your belly is pregnant ,You could lose 50 lbs in weight New wrinkles are appearing everywhere At what seems an alarming rate. (birthday-poems)
• Expressing yourself honestly and forthrightly Is a good thing that you've learnt On the negative side, you're sagging and wrinkling In places you wish you weren't. (birthday-poems)
• Late night drinking now is a thing of the past Memory and hearing loss will soon come Your confidence, over the years, has grown But so, too, has your bum and tum. (birthday-poems)
• Just as you were getting the hang of it You've started to lose interest in sex And your arms have suddenly become too short To read, without your specs. (birthday-poems)
• But, in Roman numerals you're now LX So... excel yourself, and go In the coming decade may Life be Xcellent Happy Birthday on the big Six-0. (birthday-poems)

Using 60th Birthday Rhymes

Remember, as aforementioned, heed caution when using 60th birthday rhymes. You do not want to offend someone, especially on his or her birthday. If the audience is appropriate for these poems, feel free to use them in creative ways. You might write the note in a birthday card, send a funny e-mail, or display the quote at a surprise 60th birthday party.