Cute Lil' Quotes

Cute Lil’ Quotes

This first set of cute lil’ quotes is sorted by the categories: love and relationships, personal happiness, and life in general.

Love and Relationships:

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Thoreau
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle
Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again... skinned knees are easier to fix then broken hearts.
Love you once, Love you still. Always have, and always will.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'll never love anyone like I love you.
Roses are red violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day...I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands.
Anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

Personal Happiness

I smile because I have no idea what is going on.
I'm not weird! I'm gifted!
Smile! It makes people wonder what you are up to.
Click your heels and say, “I need a life, I need a life.”
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Life in General

This day was a total waste of make-up.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark
Cooking lesson #1: don’t fry bacon in the nude.
Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln
Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is. - Vince Lombardi
Wherever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

Ifs and Nevers

These are some interesting and funny sayings that start with “If” or “Never.” Some are a little off the wall, but all give you something to think about.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
If you’re not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If I ever die of a heart attack, I hope it will be from playing my stereo too loud.
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never buy a car you can’t push.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never pet a burning dog.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.

Helen Keller

Helen Keller was a person of great insight. Her are some of the gems of her wisdom:

Life is either a great adventure or nothing.
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.
It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.

Groucho Marx

Groucho was a really funny man and had an interesting way of looking at life. Here are but a few of his many clever and cute lil’ quotes.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?