What Are Some 21st Birthday Jokes?

Some 21st Birthday Jokes

There are a whole host of 21st birthday jokes out there, some of which are appropriate for general audiences and others of which have a more adult flavor to them. Here are some examples of some 21st birthday jokes:

Walking on Water

Here is a 21st birthday joke available from Craziest Jokes.com. Visit their website to see more jokes about turning 21.

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing 21st Birthday family tradition. His father, grandfather, and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his mate Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat, and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. "Grandma," he said, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?" Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and answered, "Because your father, your grandfather, and your great-grandfather were born in January,when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumb ass."

This is just a sample of the 21st birthday jokes available at the Craziest Jokes website- visit their link for more entertaining jokes.

A Good Idea?

Here is a funny 21st birthday quote from a Hub Pages article on birthday card messages:

"You're 21 now, so you can drink. Just think in 14 years you can become president of the United States. Just because you can do something doesn't mean it's a good idea to try. Happy Birthday."

More entertaining quotes for all different birthdays and birthday cards can also be found there, along with ideas for things to write in a birthday card.

Drinking Jokes

Because the 21st birthday is generally the first time a person is legally able to drink, some of these quotes about drinking and alcohol may also be appropriate for the occasion.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15. - Anonymous
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Other Funny 21st Birthday Sayings

Finally, here are a few last 21st birthday jokes that you can think about using:

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement. - By Benjamin Franklin
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

So now you have a variety of 21st birthday quotes and sayings you can use on your special occasion.