A Long Look at "Side-Eye" and Its Origins

Side-eye (also unhyphenated side eye) is a slang term that means “scornfully judge.” It can be a literal side-eye (where you raise your eyebrows and slide your eyes to one side as if something scandalous is happening over there) or it can be figurative, as in “I’m side-eyeing you for that text you just sent.”

Suffice to say, it’s never good to be on the receiving end of a side-eye, but it’s satisfying to send one.

While Gen Z may think they invented side-eye (and their usage has made it more popular in recent years), the term side-eye and the concept of silently judging someone is much older than that. The first usage of side-eye comes from over 200 years ago, in the 1797 publication of Remembrancer for Lord's Day Evenings:

Here we come to what calls for the strongest eye-sight, the most steadfast gazing. Our being in Adam has been looked on with a side eye. The subject has provoked dislike; I may almost say, contempt. It is now painful to speak of it.

It also appeared in The Arizona Republican in 1916:

In his mind's-eye he saw himself associating with actor-folk, who invariably side-eye him and whispered among themselves: "That's Alonzo Gubbinsb — frightfully wealthy — just about the real backing of the Frohman ventures — though, of course, Frohman is putting up the name and reputation!"

And in James Joyce’s Ulysses in 1920 (one of the few real words in a section of gibberish):

Language no whit worse than his. Monkwords, marybeads jabber on their girdles: roguewords, tough nuggets patter in their pockets.
Passing now.
A side eye at my Hamlet hat. If I were suddenly naked here as I sit? I am not.

All that to say, if you side-eye people on the regular, you have some esteemed (if not a bit passive-aggressive) company in history.

Ready to lay on the silent judgment? Times when a side-eye is appropriate — nay, necessary — include:

• the party guest who is dressed in a designer suit, except that this is a Superbowl party, not a wedding reception

• your friend who grabs the foul ball from the kid who actually caught it at the baseball game (make him give it back)

• the couple behind you in the movie theater who keeps whispering to each other

• the soon-to-be-parents who say “I’ll never let my child …” (fill in the blank)

• someone buying 15 items in the 10-items-or-less lane

• the person who named it “10-items-or-less lane” and not the “10-items-or-fewer lane”

• the driver in the next lane who keeps their turn signal on for two miles

• the parents who let their kids run wild in a restaurant (maybe it’s time for one of those things you said you’d never do?)

Let’s say that the event you are judging is so bad that a side-eye just won’t cut it. What do you do then? More intense options to ratchet up your judgment include:

• furrow your brow - to stare at someone so hard it actually wrinkles your forehead

• gorgonize - to give a Medusa-quality death glare

• Il Malocchio - Italian for “evil eye” (and possibly a curse)

• stare daggers - to stare as if your eyes could stab someone

• stink eye - not as deadly, but still pretty bad

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